Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He keeps bees of course he's weird
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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