I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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