I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Where is the hickey?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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