dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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