it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
its not stalking. its research.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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