We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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