How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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