The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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