I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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