i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
My dick has a subreddit
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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