You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Randomize
