i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize