Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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