do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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