I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Rock
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Fuck
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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