He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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