i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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