Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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