put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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