There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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