He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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