I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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