Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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