we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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