I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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