So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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