Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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