I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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