you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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