Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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