The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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