god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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