so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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