i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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