That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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