This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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