You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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