Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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