I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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