'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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