nut hugger
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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