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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
This is classic penis vs brain.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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