with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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