apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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