I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
