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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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