The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So vagazzling was a success
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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