You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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