love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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