pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
dude. I can hear the air.
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