Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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