Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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