There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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